After a moment, he turned to me, completely unprompted, and stated this, “You can never be over-dressed if you’re not wearing any pants.” After seeing my, “Bitch, you is cray cray,” look, he decided to explain.
“Let’s say I walked into Baker’s Street, wearing a dress shirt, tie, and coat, but I’m not wearing any pants. If I were wearing pants, people would think I was over-dressed. But, since I’m not, all they’ll think is that I’m not wearing any pants. Therefore, if you wear no pants, you cannot be over-dressed.”
No one could argue with that logic. My boyfriend says some odd things.